Is goodfellas an epic motion picture? I’ve been stumped for quite some time now. It’s almost as if someone planned the movie to have the exact same amount of good and not good, and I’m left on a 50/50. It’s perfectly balanced. I’m going to get some rest, and then perhaps when I sit down on the toilet I will answer this for myself. In the meantime, I will burn my eyelids off with thermite for no apparent reason.