Since I joined this website. Well, signed up for an account, that is. The porn ads made me think I was gonna get doxxed. It’s my birthday, yesterday. My birthday present to myself was a 2L of Fanta, no, i didn’t finish it. I’ll be kindly donating the rest to my sink, after I use enough to carry a good amount of hard booze. Most importantly,

Yesterday I was on star citizen and asked if anybody listened to death grips. Some guy, probably 50, said he just checked them out and said they sounded awful and hated them. I now have a max crimestat. another guy said “They’re like, eh.” and I instantly sent him 20k

like, 2 people on the fucking planet will get this

NOW

almost died bros....

Be universally respected (anyone would do anything for you, like throw their life savings at you and kill their best friend if you simply mentioned it would be cool) keep in mind you are limited by human progression, but you could also stop all world conflicts and unite the world’s best minds. Might wanna mention you’re immobile, pee in a tube, and live in constant physical agony.

or

Be all-powerful. I mean Dr. Manhattan level power. But just like him, you can’t change human nature and opinion, nor can make much sense of it. You’re seen as nothing but a threat like defcon 1, both keeping you around and (trying) getting rid of you is seen as equally dangerous. You obviously couldn’t have friends if you tried, because you’d be converted into a superior being who wouldn’t become friends with a human just as we wouldn’t become friends with an ant, no, the bacteria on that ant. You can basically do whatever you want with the caveat that nobody will ever likely witness it without going insane nor will you be happy. The constant agony here is mental anguish, not physical.

Is goodfellas an epic motion picture? I’ve been stumped for quite some time now. It’s almost as if someone planned the movie to have the exact same amount of good and not good, and I’m left on a 50/50. It’s perfectly balanced. I’m going to get some rest, and then perhaps when I sit down on the toilet I will answer this for myself. In the meantime, I will burn my eyelids off with thermite for no apparent reason.

Would you rater

eat a mcchicken or

eat shit

and no you can’t kys

Ok, here’s the jok e.

Dongt

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ppppppp

dont do don’t padticipagte in a freaking fuckng fa timg farting ontest or yiikk ens io shifing

thats yhe joke ok

I fhink usts pretyy funny

Like, do you actually do anything useful? Same with the confused mood. Are you just retarded? Please find literally anything better to do. Gagging on 9 cocks, for a start. Take it there, away from me.

I like to think of it this way; we, the humans, have set a specific number, one that correlates with a full rotation around our sun, being an ugly number, 365, and we’ve packaged all of our hopes of salvation and recovery inside the reset of this cycle. Of course, the year doesn’t actually mean anything, we could have made the year related to something else, hence a different number, and then on our September the 14th, that would be the st