NileForce's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Celestia's Order Redraw]

Alright, I know this is gonna sound sus, but hear me out, I’m just giving feedback. When you want over 5 keys of coke (she ordered ~8) you ask multiple people to get smaller amounts that all add up to those 8 keys. That way, if one of your guys gets ganked, jumped, or snitches, you don’t lose big time. Also, if you have access to coke, don’t even bother with crack. There’s narcs and thieves for about 50% of the entire crack industry. Too monitored, just go for the coca.
Trust me, I’m not a drug lord, I just watch a lot of breaking bad.

[Fancy Diane]

according to the tags, she’s holding a glass of beer. That is a champagne glass. 10/10

[[RETRO] Ninomae Ina'nis [HOLOLIVE]]

“Dr. Oopsie”? There should be a catalogue for fake knockoff brands created by freelance artists to avoid getting sued. It seems specific but there’s just so many hidden gems like this 2L of Dr. Oopsie seen here.

[Elden Ring Ranni]

Crucial item ahead

[how elves eat pizza]

Thank you so much. My mind was keeping me from sleeping for weeks, wondering how elves eat pizza. Luckily, you (who I’m sure is very knowledgeable in the subject) created this detailed illustration clarifying it. All other explanations are full of stereotypes, racism, and cultural appropriation in their demonstrations. This one is proper. Thank you. I measure my dick by jamming it into the toilet bowl and seeing how much gets wet

[Muffin x G'raha: Adventure]

“Sizzle”? See a gynecologist immediately.

[got milk?]

Skim milk isn’t water, dipwad. Skim milk is, for some, the only way to enjoy a lactose rich refreshment.

That being said, I am not one of them. I only drink the tears of orphans and 60 proof vodka or higher. I honestly can’t imagine them as a character, but perhaps I’m just too familiar with them.

rtil responds:

ok this is epic

[Olive!?]

*your

RenaissanceOfChaos responds:

*fixed!~

[COMM: Tambasarem]

Didn’t switch the C and the K. Instant cease and desist.